Saturday, August 30, 2008

overworked office labourer

3 signs of office overdose:

  1. You want to press CTRL+ALT+DEL even on your home computer when you walk away.
  2. You search for your Security pass when you want to leave any room.
  3. You move the tv remote control so that the tv will not go into screensaver mode.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

old fogey jasmine

8 signs of premature ageing:

  1. You reset the pass word for internet banking again and again yet can never remember the user id and password for more than a day.
  2. You walk back to the study with the intention of switching off the computer, after doing so about 12 seconds ago.
  3. You take a while to recall which day of the week it is and can never figure out the date without turning to the calendar.
  4. You forget to reply to SMSes.
  5. You start to like tea appreciation.
  6. You need a whole weekend to recuperate from the damage of a late Friday night.
  7. You often find yourself staring at nothing without realizing it.
  8. You find your skin sagging!!!!!!